Did the subject line of this email shock or perplex you?

Just IMAGINE if I said I am voting FOR Kamala Harris because….

1) There’s Nothing I love more than seeing a Biological Male CRUSH the dreams of a Female

2) I love knowing Biological Males are in the restrooms and showers with our sisters and daughters

3) Putting Tampons in Boy’s restrooms at schools is TRUE Leadership! Thanks Tim Walz! (Harris’ VP

4) A child should be able to decide to Castrate themselves, even though they can’t decide to Drink, Smoke, get a Tattoo or Drive a Car, and it should be LAW! (and it IS in MN and CA)

5) Castrating and Sterilizing Children and Indoctrinating them in public schools that this is healthy (and calling it “Affirming Care”) is a Good thing! (nothing wrong with this, right?)

6) Removing Children from the homes of parents who don’t allow their Castration Sterilization (“Affirming Care”) is a good thing and should be LAW! (and it IS in California and Minnesota)

Ready to PUKE Yet? But wait, there’s more!…..

7) We NEED Higher Taxes! The More the Better!

8) We NEED Taxes on unrealized gains (that way if you have a rental house, and it goes up 100k in value, you pay 25k in tax even though you didn’t sell the house. And if the value goes back DOWN? (which happens all the time) Tough luck!)

9) We NEED open borders! In fact, so I am not a Hypocrite, I removed the Door from my home as a door IS a Border. If you agree, so should you…

10) All the Hollywood Stars, Mainstream Media and Social Media TOLD me to, so I’ll do so to enjoy the Safety of Conformity AND I’ll look Cool and Hip. Oh, and Taylor Swift told me. As a Billionaire with Armed Guards and Environmentally-Polluting Private Jets, if gas goes up to $1000 a gallon she would’t feel it. OF COURSE I’m going to vote as she tells me!

11) Our Military Leaders should NOT be Feared and Respected by world powers. Instead, they should be in DRAG! High Heels, Lipstick, and ready to BEND OVER. THAT will be certain to put fear in the hearts of our enemies!

12) Trump said he wants to put America FIRST. That would be like feeding my own family first, before feeding the neighbors. How DARE he? Doesn’t he know we should be LAST! What a Racist he is! OF course I’m voting for Kamala!

13) We need to Defund police so that Crime can SOAR!

14) Since Housing, Gas, and Grocery prices have more than DOUBLED in the last 4 years, and when asked if she would do anything differently than Biden, Kamala said “there isn’t a thing she wouldn’t do different.” That means, hopefully prices will double AGAIN! Four more! Kamala 2024!

15) We need MORE CENSORSHIP! Free Speech is too Dangerous! (Google is up, Kammie and her VP Walz have pretty much said so in as many words)

Did I Miss Anything?

Yeah, I missed alot. I could add another 14, heck another 140 (one of my favorites is “Trust the Science – the same science that men can menstruate and get pregnant!”)

Anyway, I think you get my point. Everything above IS what you are voting for if you are voting for Kamala. It really is.

I believe in Free Choice, so if that’s what you want, vote for Kamala.

If that’s not what you want, vote for the other candidate.

You know, the guy with the mean tweets.

But if you mean it, DO IT. They WANT us passive. They WANT you to think your vote doesn’t matter. It DOES matter. It really does. USE IT if these things matter to you.

Your Coach,

Scott Bolan

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